{"id":49,"date":"2010-02-11T20:23:49","date_gmt":"2010-02-12T00:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dad.vandercar.net\/?p=49"},"modified":"2010-02-11T20:47:40","modified_gmt":"2010-02-12T00:47:40","slug":"tthm-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dad.vandercar.net\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"TTHM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spending the night with two Vernas @ Uncle Jim&#8217;s.<br \/>\nConverstion around desert:<br \/>\nVerna E: I want something sweet and creamy.<br \/>\nVerna V: How about some blueberries with sugar on them.<br \/>\nVerna E: Sounds good to me.<br \/>\nSo Verna V. brings out a small bowl of blueberries and starts to sprinkle sugar on them.<br \/>\nVerna E:  Don&#8217;t stop, put some more on them.<br \/>\nVerna V:  Well I didn&#8217;t think you needed that much.<br \/>\nVerna E:  Well I&#8217;ve lived this long, so I don&#8217;t think a little extra sugar will hurt me.<br \/>\nMike V:  She doesn&#8217;t want you to get to fat.<br \/>\nVerna E:  OK, I guess I don&#8217;t want to work my grandsons to hard carrying my casket and as Macy walks by and gives her that begging look, she continues with, Oh and I want to tie a red flag onto Macy&#8217;s collar and let her lead the parade.<\/p>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/> <input id=\"jsProxy\" onclick=\"jsCall();\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n<p><input id=\"gwProxy\" type=\"hidden\" \/><input id=\"jsProxy\" onclick=\"jsCall();\" type=\"hidden\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spending the night with two Vernas @ Uncle Jim&#8217;s. Converstion around desert: Verna E: I want something sweet and creamy. Verna V: How about some blueberries with sugar on them. Verna E: Sounds good to me. So Verna V. brings out a small bowl of blueberries and starts to sprinkle sugar on them. Verna E: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dad.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dad.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dad.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dad.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dad.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/dad.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":53,"href":"https:\/\/dad.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions\/53"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dad.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dad.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dad.vandercar.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}